Wednesday, December 30, 2009

The Invisible Man : Meeting Minutes

Leo keeps searching for his roommate all around the college with his friends. He wasn’t able to find him anywhere.So they all meet in a tea board table to discuss the problem and draw a strategy to find a solution.Four of them including Leo assemble at the table.Leo, Mahesh (Milo) , Vishwa( Viva) , Tarun ( Tetley)
Leo :Hey !!! Ennaya Idhu Engayume avana kaanum
Milo : Iruda !!! Yosipom!!!
Tetley : Engayaachum Odirpaaano??? Notes edunthudu!!!
Viva: Dei Tetley urupidiyaaave yosikka maatiyaa..eduthdundu odaravan notes eduthundu oduvaanaa?...odi poi enna seivaaan, …inga vandhu thane aanum…
Milo : Leo room lendhu edhaachum sutturpaano???
Viva: Yes Milo…correct!!! Leo item etho poyirkumnu I think..
Tetley : Hey what are the valuable things that Leo have??? Leo..what did u have in your room???
Leo : The only thing that I consider is precious till date is my personal diary…
Milo : Cha!!! Avan enna Chetan Bhagata??? Andha itthupona diary vecchi avan ivanoda five point someone elutha???
May be if this guy ends up with nine point someone.. 
Leo : Dei!!!!...
Viva: I found out!!! Eureka..There is one more thing that Leo leaves at his room…HIS BRAIN…usually this guy leaves it and comes out without that..
Leo: Aaaha..Arambichiteengala.. he doesn’t know what is brain..he hasn’t seen it before..so he wouldn’t have identified it 
Tetley: Ok Ok come to the point LATMOC..(Let us attack the matter of concern)..
Or…he should have run away fearing something..may be exams..???
Milo: I know..what drove him away…2 years minnadi Leo gf kudicha Coffee cup…athu smell thaangamudiyaama…avan escapeeeeeee
Leo: Guys!!!..Stop it yaaaar..
They see the warden coming by…
Leo: lets go to the warden and ask him if he knows something..
Milo: Yes..Good..Come on!!!... lets go!!!
They all go to the warden and enquire about the roommate..
Leo: Sir!!! My room mate is missing..
Warden: Which room???
Leo : My room sir!!!
Warden: Hey!!! (irritated) What room number!!!!
Leo : xxxyyy
Warden : Book mein..number hein…Room mein Book Hein….
Leo : (My head mein brain hein)…
Warden checks the book and gives a puzzled expression!!!
Warden : When did you see ur roommate last?
Leo: Why??? This morning!!!
Warden : Acc to records you don’t have a roommate..Nobody is allocated this room other than you…
Leo : What sir!!!
Warden :Record shows your room is occupied by one person and thts you…and one vacany..
Leo: What??? I have a roommate..
Warden :Strange!!! What is his name??
Leo :aaabbbcc(will be revealed a little later) !!!
Warden thinks for sometime..and he says..
Warden Impossible..this guy is dead now..he died three years before..suicide!!!
Leo gives a blank look…

Monday, November 30, 2009

Attha Naa Pass Ayiten!!!

Silverman Socks job ondru
Kaathirundhadhu Leovukkendru
Mokkai potta Cafeinaathan
Sakkai illamal saarai pizhindhaan
Irudhiyil solla vandhaan oru matter
Leo kaiyil koduthan offer letter

Big Bang theory aarambithadhu
Bangalore vaazhkkai vasappattadhu
Marunaal kaalai TOC class ( theories of computation)
Athil oru surprise quiz
Ange professor theories(i.e notes) raajiyam
Anaithu questionkum thalaivar poojiyam
Classlil first oru friend’s friend
// She will never follow trend
Very difficult to judge her trend
Nottu fulla poduvaal automata
Enna pannalaam thirumbamaatta
She is friend’s friend
Leo’s Friends rendu
One is Nihari Goel
Irukkum avalukku Kuyilin Saayal
Two is Keerthi
Her friend is Preethi
//Preethikku Naa Guarantee
Preethi is class topper
She is the notes taker
Her handwriting rocks
So people take Xerox
Leo goes to Preethi
To show him some mercy
Preethi teaches him TOC
On phone all around the clock
Preethi is Leo’s sister
Leo is Preethi’s brother
Nextday Leo becomes a whiz
And gets centum in quiz

Finally Leo manages to get ranks
He goes to preethi to say thanks
But Preethi is found sick
Something in Leo’s mind click
Leo says to Preethi “Dear Behan
Please have Samahan”
Preethi says to Leo “ Dear Bhaiya
Un velaiya paathuttu Poyaa”

That night Leo goes to his room
To study expectation theory of Vroom
He realized pretty late
That his missing room mate
He dialed his number in Corby(Samsung)
And got a no reply
He sent him an SMS
And went to hostel mess
He had some sambar rice
That was obviously not nice
Roommate was found no where
Vanished like validity(license) of freeware
Leo gathered his gang
And they searched like bhoomerang

They reached till the gate
Still couldn’t find his roommate
It was 11.50 PM in the night
They started losing their might
They walked near the hostel entrance
When they smelt a sweet fragrance
One friend asked Leo
“Ithu Peiyya irukumoleo”
Leo exclaims “Peiii!!!!”
“Athelaam irukaadhuda Dei!!!”
They went near building that was pudhisu
They heard sattham of golusu
After all this imagination
To the surprise of their sensation
They heard a streak of chilled voice
Emanating from a throat without choice......

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Coffee Bean 14 : Silverman Socks Interview

Few semesters pass by... Its time for internship... Leo starts preparing for the interview. The day before the interview ..Leo sits in his room alone ..
Next day is the interview...Leo gets shortlisted.. Leo enters the irritating room where a so called geeky looking person gives a stern look towards Leo...
The interviewer is Cafeinnathan, senior dev manager Silverman Socks..(silverman socks is a company that develops security systems and is an expert in cryptographic solutions)he has a dabba laptop where he was playing farm ville... :)
Cafeinnaathan starts the first q...
1) What is security ???? (he gives a stern look as if he has asked a very difficult q)
leo answers "When boy goes behind girl...it is security"
Cafeinnathan.."I will not tell if the ans is correct or not...haha..Let me the shoot the next q"
2) What is man in the middle attack???
Leo "When boy goes behind girl..another man comes in middle, boy attacking man..it is man in the middle attack.....
Cafe "i see ..hmmmm"
3) What is message digest ???
Leo " When boy tells girl message.."I love you " girl unable to digest message .afterwards digest...it is message digest..."
Cafe ..." OK ok...let me make it difficult for you"
4) Then What is message digest 5 ??? This time..i dont want oral answers..plz write a psuedo code or algo...Keep writing ..i will come back in a min..."
Cafe goes out of the room with his mobile...to put kadalai .

Leo writes.. ..

For i = 0 to 5
Loop through
Boy tells girl message
if(girl unable to digest )
Continue
Else
break
Loop

Leo submits his paper... cafe comes in after kadalai... Cafe.."WHat did i ask you??? Aaaaah ok..i got it... u see i am very good at eye compilation of algos...??
By the way what is this algo ...???Can you please explain me sir.."

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Coffee Bean : IIM vs IITM

Now a small intro about Leo and Kavya ‘s studies and aspirations.
Kavya did her UG at IITM. She wrote CAT. She got 6 IIM calls.She is a getthu girl. Her parents are all so happy.In the mean time Leo who did his UG at CEG Guindy writes GATE which decides Leo’s FATE. Leo doesn’t know what he wants to do. From his childhood(1st Standard) he loves rats. HE had a pet rat which was eaten by the neighbour’s cat. Since the cat has eaten his rat , he decided not to write CAT.When Leo was in 3rd Standard , his mom used to put mat for sitting and eating food. His Gundu sister would fight and snatch the mat from him. So he started hating GMAT.But from the time when he entered 5th standard, he used to stand at the gate and sight adichify the opp house girl and hence he decided to write GATE.
Leo successfully writes GATE which then paves way to his MATE and ultimately proves to be his FATE.
Kavya attends the interviews from all IIMS and gets into IIM B as she would have got good scores at school.
Leo gets call from IIT M and attends interview… Thikki thadumaari he gets into IIT M to do his PhD.
IIMB welcomes the lazy Kavya and IIT M welcomes the crazy Leo.
At IIT M, Leo makes some new friends,
Leo is asked to choose his research guide, his area of research is Atta Mining.His guide’s name is Aaani Aadavan
Leo goes to hostel to play Piano… (imagine Sridevi playing piano in song “Enn Vaanile…”)
Enn Tablelile… OReh Kaapithaan
Kaadhal Kaaviyam…Kavithai Vaarthaigal
Oviyam…

Monday, November 9, 2009

Coffee Bean 12 :GATE Score!

Leo Gets a call from his friend Nishanth .He says “ Dei Leo… GATE score is out!!! “ ….Leo runs into his house to see the score. He takes his laptop and boots it… No charge.. He takes his laptop charger and plugs into the Socket and searches his modem RJ 45 and connects . He struggles to connect to the internet … After 15min he connects and power goes off… He goes out to check if power is there elsewhere..Its raining heavily …It has been raining for more than a week and the whole city is full of flood… He decides to go to an internet browsing center but road is full of water and finally manages to reach one…But the shop is closed…because water entered the shop and the shop keeper closed it to save his last computer.
He tries to call his friends..but his mobile is gone… Mobile got drenched in rains and his Nokia 1100 cannot stand it..
He calls from a nearby PCO..looks like none of his friends house had power…
He doesn’t know wht to do..
He sees Kavya buying Coffee powder in a nearby store..
He (after thinkning so much ) goes to Kavya..
L ..“hey coffee ..sorry Kaavya…Unga veetla power irukka..???”
K…Ohhh irukke…whst the matter???””Unga amma chutney araikkai sonnala…”
L…Cha…my gate results are out..i want to check the scores..
K…Hey sure..vaa apdiye oru coffee kuduchitu polaame..
L…Sure…(Gate results ku minnadi…unkooda coffee saapta…super thaan..aana..indha tensionla…)
K… 

L…Whats ur future plan???
K…My CAT results are out!!!.... got 6 calls..
L…Awesome…Congrats!!!...(I wish u get IIMB…apdiye..enakku IISc…Nambe rendu perum … Tree adila ukkandhu….Coffee saaptukuttee….Kavithai Elukitte…..Paathukitte irupoma…!!!)
K…Ippove Paakalaame..!!!
L..WHt what do u mean…??? (my god!!!)
K…I have an IPhone…Please browse and find out ur results…
Leo gets the iPhone and browses
L…Its very slow….
K…Avasarapatta..porumai..relax…
L.. 

They reach Kavya’s house..
Leo logs into Kavya’s laptop…. Kavya thinks ( ippo ..en laptopla log in…Next en manasukullayaa…????))))…
.appo Kavya looks into the laptop and sees a very low score and gets tensed up…

Coffee Bean 11 : Theme Song!!!

Coffe Bean Theme Song…
Leo Sings....
Kannukkulle Kanavugal Vaithaiiii…
Kanavukkulle…Kaapiyai Vaithaiii…
Kaapikulle Kaadhalai Vaitthaiiii…
Kaaapi ENdrum Neeye Neeye kavyaaave!!!

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Coffee Bean 10 : Reality!

This is what Leo imagines.(Note that the book Leo bought was 2008 edition)
Aaana enna nadukkuthu in reality
Kavya : Sorry I don’t want to accept gift from you!
Leo : En??? Why ?
Kavya : Something stops me!....
Leo : Okaaaaaay!!!!
Leo’s face turns sad….

Leo thinks
Book thaan ganam nu nenaichen…
Un vaarthaiyal, en manadhai ganamaaki vittai!

Leo : Vendaamna poyen…Ok!..Let me give it back to the author saying you don’t know anything in this book!

Kavya : Hey Enna book athu ?
Leo : Vaangikko then find out what it is..till then I will assume you dunno ABC of this book.

Kavya : Let me assume you dunno ABC of me!

Leo : My god! Seri ok..sollitha ABC
Kavya : Coffee aari pogudhu.Lets drink it and go out!...
Leo : thinks (unna poi kootikittu vandhen paaaru!..its ok…)

Leo and Kavya drink coffee and step out of the café. It started raining!...

Kavya : Sky is telling the cloud “Kaiyil midhakum bookaaa nee???”
Leo : Cloud is telling the sky “Kaikaal mulaithha Cormen neee???”
Kavya : Sky is telling the cloud “Kaalaaaikka ithu neramillaiyeee!!!”
Leo : Cloud is telling the sky “Kangalal mazhaiyaai Karaigiren!!!”
(Ithelaaam enna…Ivanga blabber panraangala??? Illai …Indha mokkailum oru artham irukku  )

Kavya starts her Honda activa to leave and Leo starts his bike…They go 5 feet ahead in exactly opp direction 180 degrees…and stop….They turn back..
Leo : “Hey Kaavya ..Bye!!!” ( with a broad smile )
Kavya : “Bye !!!” ( with a thin smil )

The Honda active box contains a book “Introduction to Algorithms, Thomas H Cormen 2003 edition”

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Coffee Bean 9 : Cafe Algorithms

Leo comes out of the long dream with a sigh and astonishment.He sees the beautiful Kavya in front of him.
Kavya : Hey Leo….enna oreh dreamsssaaaa??? Yaaaru vandhaanga?
Leo : Naa illa Neee illa..Avan illa Aval…athavadhu ethu naaa..ithu…That is…u see it was…something…
Kavya : okok I understood  (she thinks ..cha..seriyaaana loosaaa irupaan polarku)
Leo : (thinks “Enna!!! Olarinaa… sirikara..Seriyaana loosaaa irupaa polarku)

Leo : Café Coffee day inga pakkathula irukku!
Kavya: Anga Leo coffee add aaga pogudha???
Leo: Illa…Leo Kavya!!!!
Kavya : Ennadhu !!! ( feeling happy inside…and giving an angry look) ….
Leo : Just kidding …Am very a decent bad boy…
Kavya : So…what do you want me to do about it ???
Leo : Onnum illa..overaa scene ottaama en kooda café coffee daykku vandha..unakku oru osi coffee vaaangi tharlaamenu kettaen…
Kavya : Over!!!!...Seri ok…
Leo : Seri vaaa!

Leo and Kavya enters the Café Coffe Day…..
The coffee smell…hmmmm…the café is filled with exotic aroma of the royal mountain ground coffee beans…

They chose a corner table. Leo and Kavya sit diametrically opposite to each other.

Leo eagerly looks into Kavya’s eyes…(the most scintillating twin stars that could shine through stone hearts of Leo)

Leo : So..wanna order something ?
Kavya : No…
Leo : Illa..its ok order something..
Kavya : Theriyudhu illa… Order whtever you like…but make sure it’s the aggregated max function that you would apply on the ….
Leo : Please……………. PLzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……………………………………..
Leo orders…

Leo : Unakaaga oru gift vaaangi vandhu…
Kavya : Marandhu vechitiyaaa..
Leo : Athu epdi…marakaaama..i have got it for you… 
Kavya : 
Leo : I am sure you will not forget this in ur life ….( gift vecchu enna adikaama irundhaa right ,,,,,adichaa…naa gaaali)
Kavya : Hmmm…
Leo gives the big gift to Kavya.
Kavya uncovers it and gets surprised…
Kavya : My God!!! “Introduction to Algorithms , Thomas H Cormen “
Thank you very much…. I love this book…
Leo : Book mattum thaaanaaa…
Kavya : Ittha nee fulla karachu kudichaaa unnaiyum thaaan..
Leo : (shocked (Veccha da aaaapu!!!) )

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Coffee Bean 8 : Where is the Coffee?

Hi I am back again !!! Sorry for the long gap..due to various reasons …

Lets see what happened to the story ... This episode will run at 72 km/hr .
Since Antarctica is very cold, Willians developed severe cold and fever. Ms Bean did not catch cold (because !!!  she is hot !!!)
Naarasapperuveeran after his PhD find the solution for IOV anamoly (Ithu Oru Vishayamaa!!!) by the algo EIPP ( Ethuva Irundhaalum Plan Pannanum) .He then does thapa..(Thavam) for a very long time . God appears before him and grants him a friend . Who is the friend ???
His name is High Flier .This guy is going to help Naarasan retrieve Ms Bean from Antarctica as the situation is becoming inconsistent. High Flier appeared in front of Naarasan and discussed the plan. High Flier has a power, he can fly long distances with heavy load. But has a limitation, he cant fly more than 72 km/hr. In the mean time due to pirivinai Naarasan sings a song



Telepathically Ms Bean gets irritated and sings a song



Willians health condition becomes bad, so Ms Bean telepathically informs Naarasan about the same.
High Flier starts from there along with Naarasan. Naarasan packs up all the required things and gets into a coffee pot.High Flier takes the coffee pot and starts flying. He manages to be with in 72 km/hr.
He reaches Antarctica successfully and finds Ms Bean with her trans and glow.
And hands over the coffee pot to her telling this is what Naarasan had given as a symbol of your love. Ms Bean is very happy and puts her hand inside the pot, she gets crocin tablets and antibiotics with Vicks. She gives them to Willians. Willians not able to express his gratitude towards his enemy , starts crying ….



Indha Mokkai Thaanga mudiyaama Naarsan jumps out of the coffee pot and hugs Bean and both gets into the coffee pot and High Flier starts flying back.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Coffee Bean 7 - Masaal VADA

There exists an unrealistic telepathic network protocol system between Ms Bean and Naaraasaperuveeran.Ms Bean and Willians landed in Antarctica. Ms Bean conveys this to Naaarasaperuveeran. (what a comedy…ittha minnadiye..she would have informed Naarasan right? before the Route table change. Our Ms Bean is slightly mokkai..it didn’t strike her paaavam!!!. ) She got caught now… Naarasan is a super doooper swimmer. When he starts for Antarctica he gets a phone call from Leonardo who shouts at the peak of his voice. Kaapiyaperunthalaivi also gets tensed up as Naarasan puts speaker phone.



(Leonardovaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! Ivanukku epdi pa ivlo thamizh theriyum..Kaapiyaperunthalaivi semmaiya solli kuduthirkaanga)

Naarasaperuveeran replies




(Ms Bean is the teacher here)

Naarasan and Leo fought for some time and Naarasan decided to swim in search of Bean. He took his magnetic compass and rest of the things required for his voyage and started… Magnetic compass is water proof  hehehehe

Willians has a unique power of split existence, he can exist visible or invisible. This guy keeps playing with Bean. Bean is a dhil gal ,she looks at Willians and says




Willians aaaadi poittaaan.He wasn’t able to come up from the insult Adithirchi…..
Naarasan will do deep research on his way to fight against Willians. He forms the flowchart , writes pseudo code . On the way he goes to Australia and does PhD on how to improve his pseudo code so that it executes in all possible situations like doing some fine tuning on alpha beta pruning . when he finds a new problem of IOV anomaly and comes up with a solution of EIPP method .What are these??? Lets see…..

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Coffee Bean - 6 : The Era of Strategy

Leonardo in the western kingdom plans for the war.Kaapiyaprundhalaivi is also ready for the war...War starts between the two kingdoms..War starts between the two kingdoms…
It goes on for several thousand years..(Etho idikkudhee!!!! Athu epdi avlo thousand years ku Leonardo and Kaapiya will live????) (They got chiranjeevi pattam…Chiranjeevi pattam is a status of immortality granted by god..usuall paramasivan when strong thavam is purinjified..) One fine day..the war ends..What day??? Super day…Febuary 14th ..(aaahaaaa!!!! Mudichuttaaangaiyaa muduchitaangaya!!!) Leonardo and Kaaapiyaperunthalaivi fell in love with each other impressed by one other’s talents..They informed their families and arrangements for marriage started. In the mean time there was a side track …What??? Leonardo’s sister… Ms Bean fell in love with Naaraasaperuveeran …(Yaaaruppa ithu suddennnaa????) Ithu thaan namba Kaapiyaperundhalaiviyin padai thalaivan senaadhibadhi mattrum udan pirappaana thamaiyan. () … Pochu da…Finally ippo two marriages are getting ready…In the mean time ,the four people went into a conf room and started laying out a strategy .This is for constructing a pathway to connect the two kingdoms..



They started constructing a bridge..a pathway to connect the two kingdoms..The pathway was very secret . It was used only by the four people or messengers..At that time there was a commander in chief of the western kingdom…Williams…sorry Willians..
This guy had a crush on Ms Bean..(Pocchuda!!!) .. He knowing the matter that Bean got committed with Naarasaperuveeran, became angry… Leonardo still believes the Commander in chief. He is in good terms now.. Once Leonardo informs Naarasaperuveeran that he will send his commander in chief as a messenger. Now Naaarasaperuveeran thinks and comes up with an idea to deal with the villan. Leonardo now sends his sister along with Willians to surprise Naarasapperuveeran. Naarasan is ignorant of this. He plans to play with Willians. He changes the route table of a router in the middle of the pathway using an update statement. Now there is a secret pathway leading to Antartica. Willians along with Ms Bean comes in IPv6.Since this is not supported in Antartica channel, they are tunneled in IPv4 and sent.They land in Antartica…My God..!!!

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Coffee Kottai 5 : Unintentional Hypnotism

Leo feels very lazy and starts dreaming again.Now fortunately the time frame is rolled back to several hundred thousand years back where empires, rulers, wars , dynasties existed. There were just two kingdoms on earth, one was ruled by a king named Leonardo (Remember this is his junk dream !) This kingdom formed the western part of the world. This is the time just after continental drifting started and the hypothetical plate tectonics came into picture. His empire was awesome and his people and prosperity flourished in his kingdom. Yet but still Leonardo always wanted to conquer the eastern kingdom. The kingdom existed in the east also flourished like the western kingdom. Leonardo started formulating the strategy.(Ennalaaam varudhu paarunga kanavula…Dei Leo..Aaanaalum ithu konjam over da!!!...) Leonardo consulted with senior experts using Delphi technique and started gathering their opinion. He used advanced techniques of planning and drew a requirement document and workflow chart. Leonardo is all set to execute his actions. (Seri!..Wht happened to eastern kingdom?...Avanga Yaaru.. without field research what planning this guy is doing???) Eastern kingdom was ruled by a queen..She is the most beautiful Lady ever in the world then..(Apdinu Sonnangala???? :) Enna koothu da Leo ithu !!! ..Sorry for this unintentional hypnotism) Her name is Kaapiyaperunthalaivi.( Pochuda!!!...)

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Coffee Bean 3 : Dreams Vs Reality

The so called friends (Kavya and Leo) after having their breakfast , came out of the dining hall. Leo saw a gang of friends waiting for Kavya. Kavya started chatting with those girls. Leo just had a look of the gang and confirmed that Kavya is the best though that s not the case. " Idha ennanu solradhu Thats fine ". Leo then went to meet his friends who were sitting silently in the last row of the set of chairs. Leo in the absense of conversation started dreaming. Kavya gave a call to Leo. (mobilela) ... Leo couldnt realize if its true or dreams. So Leo picked up the call in dreams and left the real one. Leo started talking. " Hi Kavya !.what a surprise ! epdi en number illama call panna?? ? its okay u r intelligent I know.. I remember my first year project in college ..Its is paruppu project..u know...It can find the number of the person u think in ur mind and dial to them from ur mobile phone...Its was written in symbian..chance seilla... semma project..we got full marks..." Leo thinks (Ooops oreh collegeaaaaa??? ....Oru vela namba collegeaaa irukkumoooo???? .. project demo appo etho ponnukku mobile call panni...andha ponnuta thittu vaanginadhu therinjurkumoooo????...) ... Leo talks..." I think now Nokia has embedded this software in its new release "..Kavya on the other end .." Excuse me...I got a missed call from this number...who are u by the way ..en ipdi olarae..loosumaaari....andd....I am using Sony Ericsson..." Leo now says " Hey Kavya..this is Leo..." he hears a cut tone.." toinnn tooooinnnn toiiiiiiiiin".. ( Cha!..Paavam Leo..) . Now..he feels a big bang in his shoulders.." Dei..elundhudu daa.. enga vandhaalum ivanukku thookam..." Leo gets up with a surprise and shock...he couldnt relate the bulb he got with real life incident....His friend...Ram asks him " Ennada..wht happened you ??? etho dreamsla oru girl kitta thittu vaangina maari oru face """ Leo is astonished..he thinks "how come this guy started using my final year project of telepathy??????? """ ( Ivan Looosu illaa Aana Loosu Maari!!!)

Monday, February 16, 2009

Kaapi Bean 2:

It was raining cats and dogs. Leo is eagerly waiting for Kavya to accept the umbrella offer.Kavya is getthu gal.She is very very decent. One voice was telling her "Poda Dei! ivan periya ivan Vandhutaan umbrella voda...pesaama atha kuduthuttu ivan chumma polaamla" "Manasu Varaaadhu aana Varum" . Leo telepathically understands the thought process of the gal through the high fidelity cognitive modeling using his ultra sensory perception.He then offers the umbrella to her saying " Please take this ! Neengale vaango umbrellala like a mango " Kavya is stunned...Kavya reads telepathically Leo's thoughts and says "Better we shall walk together without the umbrella". Leo is astonished...."Thaangamudiyalada saaaami!!!! enna oru mokkaaai!!! its ok its okay" . Kavya snatches the umbrella and tries to fold it. but in vain "athu oru dabba umbrella" says Leo.Kavya asks.."Oh like u ???? Thats fine then""" Leo uses his exceptional talents to fold the umbrella. Fine now they are all set to go. Without a single word spoken between them , with great silence , they both walked towards the marriage hall. Why are they silent. " Etho onnu thadukkudhu".....i.e
"Unnai paarkaiyil Kavithai Kottudhu!!!
Aaanaal athai pesa ninaikaiyil Vaarthai muttudhu !!!
So vera valiye illai..Now ivanga mokkai thaanga mudiyaama teh clouds stopped crying and sun came back smiling with its wonderful rainbow.by the time they reached the marriage hall , both were completely dry as they were baked in the sun's oven.Instead of microwaves, some special kind of waves were flowing.. What waves is that... Athu invisible pa..so lets look at this in detail in forthcoming chapters. First bandhi started,Kavya and Leo rushed to have
" Pongal , kesari and Vadai!!! "
"Ithai saapdara avanga marandhutaanga kodai!!!!"

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Kaapi Bean 1 :

It was the day after Valentine's Day Feb 15 th 2009. Great Muhurttha day! A marriage is planned to happen. All the relatives started gathering on the day of marriage in the marriage hall . The bride and the groom were getting ready for the wedding. The ladies of the bride's relatives were trying to beautify the beautiful bride. Bride's one escape chitthi ( i mean onnu vitta chiithi ) with their family has arrived at the bride's house. She has a beautiful , dazzling , bubbly , intelligent , smart, tall, chumma scenaaa one daughter. Her name is Kaapiyaa sorry ! Kaaviyaa.
Kaaviya has dressed in pink color Anarkali Salwaaar with so much of Jardosi work and embriodery. Chance se illai! ..Athuve oru Rs 10000 irukkum.
It was quite sunny when the relatives started to the marriage hall from their house.
Everybody went to the hall except the gal Kaaviya.Kaaviya decided to step out of the house with her costly leather purse . But u know it contained only Rs 10. When she stepped out of the house , it started raining heavily.Oooops.. she didnt have an umbrella.... At that exact moment, there came a guy decently dressed also going for the same marriage. He is the bride groom's relative!. He is slowly walking with an umbrella !!! aaanalum engeyo etho oru logical mistake..ok lets see that later.
He then looks at the pink color salwar gal..athaan namba kaaviya!!!. Kaaviya also looks at him. "Annan nokinaaan avalum nokkinaal " "Kannum kannum nokkiaa " The guy recognizes the gal as someone whom he has seen on the day of engagement. The gal couldnt recognize the guy. Anyway..the guy starts .." Hi Kaapiya!!! I am Leo Narasu " The gal replying.." I am not kaapiya i am kaaviya.." The guy smiling lightly " Varlaamae enkoooda umbrellala"
The gal gives a stern look. Some voice tells the guy secretly " Dei ! Ava varuvaa aana Varamaatta " !!!