Saturday, February 21, 2009

Coffee Bean 3 : Dreams Vs Reality

The so called friends (Kavya and Leo) after having their breakfast , came out of the dining hall. Leo saw a gang of friends waiting for Kavya. Kavya started chatting with those girls. Leo just had a look of the gang and confirmed that Kavya is the best though that s not the case. " Idha ennanu solradhu Thats fine ". Leo then went to meet his friends who were sitting silently in the last row of the set of chairs. Leo in the absense of conversation started dreaming. Kavya gave a call to Leo. (mobilela) ... Leo couldnt realize if its true or dreams. So Leo picked up the call in dreams and left the real one. Leo started talking. " Hi Kavya !.what a surprise ! epdi en number illama call panna?? ? its okay u r intelligent I know.. I remember my first year project in college ..Its is paruppu project..u know...It can find the number of the person u think in ur mind and dial to them from ur mobile phone...Its was written in symbian..chance seilla... semma project..we got full marks..." Leo thinks (Ooops oreh collegeaaaaa??? ....Oru vela namba collegeaaa irukkumoooo???? .. project demo appo etho ponnukku mobile call panni...andha ponnuta thittu vaanginadhu therinjurkumoooo????...) ... Leo talks..." I think now Nokia has embedded this software in its new release "..Kavya on the other end .." Excuse me...I got a missed call from this number...who are u by the way ..en ipdi olarae..loosumaaari....andd....I am using Sony Ericsson..." Leo now says " Hey Kavya..this is Leo..." he hears a cut tone.." toinnn tooooinnnn toiiiiiiiiin".. ( Cha!..Paavam Leo..) . Now..he feels a big bang in his shoulders.." Dei..elundhudu daa.. enga vandhaalum ivanukku thookam..." Leo gets up with a surprise and shock...he couldnt relate the bulb he got with real life incident....His friend...Ram asks him " Ennada..wht happened you ??? etho dreamsla oru girl kitta thittu vaangina maari oru face """ Leo is astonished..he thinks "how come this guy started using my final year project of telepathy??????? """ ( Ivan Looosu illaa Aana Loosu Maari!!!)

Monday, February 16, 2009

Kaapi Bean 2:

It was raining cats and dogs. Leo is eagerly waiting for Kavya to accept the umbrella offer.Kavya is getthu gal.She is very very decent. One voice was telling her "Poda Dei! ivan periya ivan Vandhutaan umbrella voda...pesaama atha kuduthuttu ivan chumma polaamla" "Manasu Varaaadhu aana Varum" . Leo telepathically understands the thought process of the gal through the high fidelity cognitive modeling using his ultra sensory perception.He then offers the umbrella to her saying " Please take this ! Neengale vaango umbrellala like a mango " Kavya is stunned...Kavya reads telepathically Leo's thoughts and says "Better we shall walk together without the umbrella". Leo is astonished...."Thaangamudiyalada saaaami!!!! enna oru mokkaaai!!! its ok its okay" . Kavya snatches the umbrella and tries to fold it. but in vain "athu oru dabba umbrella" says Leo.Kavya asks.."Oh like u ???? Thats fine then""" Leo uses his exceptional talents to fold the umbrella. Fine now they are all set to go. Without a single word spoken between them , with great silence , they both walked towards the marriage hall. Why are they silent. " Etho onnu thadukkudhu".....i.e
"Unnai paarkaiyil Kavithai Kottudhu!!!
Aaanaal athai pesa ninaikaiyil Vaarthai muttudhu !!!
So vera valiye illai..Now ivanga mokkai thaanga mudiyaama teh clouds stopped crying and sun came back smiling with its wonderful rainbow.by the time they reached the marriage hall , both were completely dry as they were baked in the sun's oven.Instead of microwaves, some special kind of waves were flowing.. What waves is that... Athu invisible pa..so lets look at this in detail in forthcoming chapters. First bandhi started,Kavya and Leo rushed to have
" Pongal , kesari and Vadai!!! "
"Ithai saapdara avanga marandhutaanga kodai!!!!"

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Kaapi Bean 1 :

It was the day after Valentine's Day Feb 15 th 2009. Great Muhurttha day! A marriage is planned to happen. All the relatives started gathering on the day of marriage in the marriage hall . The bride and the groom were getting ready for the wedding. The ladies of the bride's relatives were trying to beautify the beautiful bride. Bride's one escape chitthi ( i mean onnu vitta chiithi ) with their family has arrived at the bride's house. She has a beautiful , dazzling , bubbly , intelligent , smart, tall, chumma scenaaa one daughter. Her name is Kaapiyaa sorry ! Kaaviyaa.
Kaaviya has dressed in pink color Anarkali Salwaaar with so much of Jardosi work and embriodery. Chance se illai! ..Athuve oru Rs 10000 irukkum.
It was quite sunny when the relatives started to the marriage hall from their house.
Everybody went to the hall except the gal Kaaviya.Kaaviya decided to step out of the house with her costly leather purse . But u know it contained only Rs 10. When she stepped out of the house , it started raining heavily.Oooops.. she didnt have an umbrella.... At that exact moment, there came a guy decently dressed also going for the same marriage. He is the bride groom's relative!. He is slowly walking with an umbrella !!! aaanalum engeyo etho oru logical mistake..ok lets see that later.
He then looks at the pink color salwar gal..athaan namba kaaviya!!!. Kaaviya also looks at him. "Annan nokinaaan avalum nokkinaal " "Kannum kannum nokkiaa " The guy recognizes the gal as someone whom he has seen on the day of engagement. The gal couldnt recognize the guy. Anyway..the guy starts .." Hi Kaapiya!!! I am Leo Narasu " The gal replying.." I am not kaapiya i am kaaviya.." The guy smiling lightly " Varlaamae enkoooda umbrellala"
The gal gives a stern look. Some voice tells the guy secretly " Dei ! Ava varuvaa aana Varamaatta " !!!