Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Coffee Bean 7 - Masaal VADA

There exists an unrealistic telepathic network protocol system between Ms Bean and Naaraasaperuveeran.Ms Bean and Willians landed in Antarctica. Ms Bean conveys this to Naaarasaperuveeran. (what a comedy…ittha minnadiye..she would have informed Naarasan right? before the Route table change. Our Ms Bean is slightly mokkai..it didn’t strike her paaavam!!!. ) She got caught now… Naarasan is a super doooper swimmer. When he starts for Antarctica he gets a phone call from Leonardo who shouts at the peak of his voice. Kaapiyaperunthalaivi also gets tensed up as Naarasan puts speaker phone.



(Leonardovaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! Ivanukku epdi pa ivlo thamizh theriyum..Kaapiyaperunthalaivi semmaiya solli kuduthirkaanga)

Naarasaperuveeran replies




(Ms Bean is the teacher here)

Naarasan and Leo fought for some time and Naarasan decided to swim in search of Bean. He took his magnetic compass and rest of the things required for his voyage and started… Magnetic compass is water proof  hehehehe

Willians has a unique power of split existence, he can exist visible or invisible. This guy keeps playing with Bean. Bean is a dhil gal ,she looks at Willians and says




Willians aaaadi poittaaan.He wasn’t able to come up from the insult Adithirchi…..
Naarasan will do deep research on his way to fight against Willians. He forms the flowchart , writes pseudo code . On the way he goes to Australia and does PhD on how to improve his pseudo code so that it executes in all possible situations like doing some fine tuning on alpha beta pruning . when he finds a new problem of IOV anomaly and comes up with a solution of EIPP method .What are these??? Lets see…..

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Coffee Bean - 6 : The Era of Strategy

Leonardo in the western kingdom plans for the war.Kaapiyaprundhalaivi is also ready for the war...War starts between the two kingdoms..War starts between the two kingdoms…
It goes on for several thousand years..(Etho idikkudhee!!!! Athu epdi avlo thousand years ku Leonardo and Kaapiya will live????) (They got chiranjeevi pattam…Chiranjeevi pattam is a status of immortality granted by god..usuall paramasivan when strong thavam is purinjified..) One fine day..the war ends..What day??? Super day…Febuary 14th ..(aaahaaaa!!!! Mudichuttaaangaiyaa muduchitaangaya!!!) Leonardo and Kaaapiyaperunthalaivi fell in love with each other impressed by one other’s talents..They informed their families and arrangements for marriage started. In the mean time there was a side track …What??? Leonardo’s sister… Ms Bean fell in love with Naaraasaperuveeran …(Yaaaruppa ithu suddennnaa????) Ithu thaan namba Kaapiyaperundhalaiviyin padai thalaivan senaadhibadhi mattrum udan pirappaana thamaiyan. () … Pochu da…Finally ippo two marriages are getting ready…In the mean time ,the four people went into a conf room and started laying out a strategy .This is for constructing a pathway to connect the two kingdoms..



They started constructing a bridge..a pathway to connect the two kingdoms..The pathway was very secret . It was used only by the four people or messengers..At that time there was a commander in chief of the western kingdom…Williams…sorry Willians..
This guy had a crush on Ms Bean..(Pocchuda!!!) .. He knowing the matter that Bean got committed with Naarasaperuveeran, became angry… Leonardo still believes the Commander in chief. He is in good terms now.. Once Leonardo informs Naarasaperuveeran that he will send his commander in chief as a messenger. Now Naaarasaperuveeran thinks and comes up with an idea to deal with the villan. Leonardo now sends his sister along with Willians to surprise Naarasapperuveeran. Naarasan is ignorant of this. He plans to play with Willians. He changes the route table of a router in the middle of the pathway using an update statement. Now there is a secret pathway leading to Antartica. Willians along with Ms Bean comes in IPv6.Since this is not supported in Antartica channel, they are tunneled in IPv4 and sent.They land in Antartica…My God..!!!

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Coffee Kottai 5 : Unintentional Hypnotism

Leo feels very lazy and starts dreaming again.Now fortunately the time frame is rolled back to several hundred thousand years back where empires, rulers, wars , dynasties existed. There were just two kingdoms on earth, one was ruled by a king named Leonardo (Remember this is his junk dream !) This kingdom formed the western part of the world. This is the time just after continental drifting started and the hypothetical plate tectonics came into picture. His empire was awesome and his people and prosperity flourished in his kingdom. Yet but still Leonardo always wanted to conquer the eastern kingdom. The kingdom existed in the east also flourished like the western kingdom. Leonardo started formulating the strategy.(Ennalaaam varudhu paarunga kanavula…Dei Leo..Aaanaalum ithu konjam over da!!!...) Leonardo consulted with senior experts using Delphi technique and started gathering their opinion. He used advanced techniques of planning and drew a requirement document and workflow chart. Leonardo is all set to execute his actions. (Seri!..Wht happened to eastern kingdom?...Avanga Yaaru.. without field research what planning this guy is doing???) Eastern kingdom was ruled by a queen..She is the most beautiful Lady ever in the world then..(Apdinu Sonnangala???? :) Enna koothu da Leo ithu !!! ..Sorry for this unintentional hypnotism) Her name is Kaapiyaperunthalaivi.( Pochuda!!!...)