Attha Naa Pass Ayiten!!!

Silverman Socks job ondru
Kaathirundhadhu Leovukkendru
Mokkai potta Cafeinaathan
Sakkai illamal saarai pizhindhaan
Irudhiyil solla vandhaan oru matter
Leo kaiyil koduthan offer letter

Big Bang theory aarambithadhu
Bangalore vaazhkkai vasappattadhu
Marunaal kaalai TOC class ( theories of computation)
Athil oru surprise quiz
Ange professor theories(i.e notes) raajiyam
Anaithu questionkum thalaivar poojiyam
Classlil first oru friend’s friend
// She will never follow trend
Very difficult to judge her trend
Nottu fulla poduvaal automata
Enna pannalaam thirumbamaatta
She is friend’s friend
Leo’s Friends rendu
One is Nihari Goel
Irukkum avalukku Kuyilin Saayal
Two is Keerthi
Her friend is Preethi
//Preethikku Naa Guarantee
Preethi is class topper
She is the notes taker
Her handwriting rocks
So people take Xerox
Leo goes to Preethi
To show him some mercy
Preethi teaches him TOC
On phone all around the clock
Preethi is Leo’s sister
Leo is Preethi’s brother
Nextday Leo becomes a whiz
And gets centum in quiz

Finally Leo manages to get ranks
He goes to preethi to say thanks
But Preethi is found sick
Something in Leo’s mind click
Leo says to Preethi “Dear Behan
Please have Samahan”
Preethi says to Leo “ Dear Bhaiya
Un velaiya paathuttu Poyaa”

That night Leo goes to his room
To study expectation theory of Vroom
He realized pretty late
That his missing room mate
He dialed his number in Corby(Samsung)
And got a no reply
He sent him an SMS
And went to hostel mess
He had some sambar rice
That was obviously not nice
Roommate was found no where
Vanished like validity(license) of freeware
Leo gathered his gang
And they searched like bhoomerang

They reached till the gate
Still couldn’t find his roommate
It was 11.50 PM in the night
They started losing their might
They walked near the hostel entrance
When they smelt a sweet fragrance
One friend asked Leo
“Ithu Peiyya irukumoleo”
Leo exclaims “Peiii!!!!”
“Athelaam irukaadhuda Dei!!!”
They went near building that was pudhisu
They heard sattham of golusu
After all this imagination
To the surprise of their sensation
They heard a streak of chilled voice
Emanating from a throat without choice......

Coffee Bean 14 : Silverman Socks Interview

Few semesters pass by... Its time for internship... Leo starts preparing for the interview. The day before the interview ..Leo sits in his room alone ..
Next day is the interview...Leo gets shortlisted.. Leo enters the irritating room where a so called geeky looking person gives a stern look towards Leo...
The interviewer is Cafeinnathan, senior dev manager Silverman Socks..(silverman socks is a company that develops security systems and is an expert in cryptographic solutions)he has a dabba laptop where he was playing farm ville... :)
Cafeinnaathan starts the first q...
1) What is security ???? (he gives a stern look as if he has asked a very difficult q)
leo answers "When boy goes behind girl...it is security"
Cafeinnathan.."I will not tell if the ans is correct or not...haha..Let me the shoot the next q"
2) What is man in the middle attack???
Leo "When boy goes behind girl..another man comes in middle, boy attacking man..it is man in the middle attack.....
Cafe "i see ..hmmmm"
3) What is message digest ???
Leo " When boy tells girl message.."I love you " girl unable to digest message .afterwards digest...it is message digest..."
Cafe ..." OK ok...let me make it difficult for you"
4) Then What is message digest 5 ??? This time..i dont want oral answers..plz write a psuedo code or algo...Keep writing ..i will come back in a min..."
Cafe goes out of the room with his mobile...to put kadalai .

Leo writes.. ..

For i = 0 to 5
Loop through
Boy tells girl message
if(girl unable to digest )
Continue
Else
break
Loop

Leo submits his paper... cafe comes in after kadalai... Cafe.."WHat did i ask you??? Aaaaah ok..i got it... u see i am very good at eye compilation of algos...??
By the way what is this algo ...???Can you please explain me sir.."

Coffee Bean : IIM vs IITM

Now a small intro about Leo and Kavya ‘s studies and aspirations.
Kavya did her UG at IITM. She wrote CAT. She got 6 IIM calls.She is a getthu girl. Her parents are all so happy.In the mean time Leo who did his UG at CEG Guindy writes GATE which decides Leo’s FATE. Leo doesn’t know what he wants to do. From his childhood(1st Standard) he loves rats. HE had a pet rat which was eaten by the neighbour’s cat. Since the cat has eaten his rat , he decided not to write CAT.When Leo was in 3rd Standard , his mom used to put mat for sitting and eating food. His Gundu sister would fight and snatch the mat from him. So he started hating GMAT.But from the time when he entered 5th standard, he used to stand at the gate and sight adichify the opp house girl and hence he decided to write GATE.
Leo successfully writes GATE which then paves way to his MATE and ultimately proves to be his FATE.
Kavya attends the interviews from all IIMS and gets into IIM B as she would have got good scores at school.
Leo gets call from IIT M and attends interview… Thikki thadumaari he gets into IIT M to do his PhD.
IIMB welcomes the lazy Kavya and IIT M welcomes the crazy Leo.
At IIT M, Leo makes some new friends,
Leo is asked to choose his research guide, his area of research is Atta Mining.His guide’s name is Aaani Aadavan
Leo goes to hostel to play Piano… (imagine Sridevi playing piano in song “Enn Vaanile…”)
Enn Tablelile… OReh Kaapithaan
Kaadhal Kaaviyam…Kavithai Vaarthaigal
Oviyam…

Coffee Bean 12 :GATE Score!

Leo Gets a call from his friend Nishanth .He says “ Dei Leo… GATE score is out!!! “ ….Leo runs into his house to see the score. He takes his laptop and boots it… No charge.. He takes his laptop charger and plugs into the Socket and searches his modem RJ 45 and connects . He struggles to connect to the internet … After 15min he connects and power goes off… He goes out to check if power is there elsewhere..Its raining heavily …It has been raining for more than a week and the whole city is full of flood… He decides to go to an internet browsing center but road is full of water and finally manages to reach one…But the shop is closed…because water entered the shop and the shop keeper closed it to save his last computer.
He tries to call his friends..but his mobile is gone… Mobile got drenched in rains and his Nokia 1100 cannot stand it..
He calls from a nearby PCO..looks like none of his friends house had power…
He doesn’t know wht to do..
He sees Kavya buying Coffee powder in a nearby store..
He (after thinkning so much ) goes to Kavya..
L ..“hey coffee ..sorry Kaavya…Unga veetla power irukka..???”
K…Ohhh irukke…whst the matter???””Unga amma chutney araikkai sonnala…”
L…Cha…my gate results are out..i want to check the scores..
K…Hey sure..vaa apdiye oru coffee kuduchitu polaame..
L…Sure…(Gate results ku minnadi…unkooda coffee saapta…super thaan..aana..indha tensionla…)
K… 

L…Whats ur future plan???
K…My CAT results are out!!!.... got 6 calls..
L…Awesome…Congrats!!!...(I wish u get IIMB…apdiye..enakku IISc…Nambe rendu perum … Tree adila ukkandhu….Coffee saaptukuttee….Kavithai Elukitte…..Paathukitte irupoma…!!!)
K…Ippove Paakalaame..!!!
L..WHt what do u mean…??? (my god!!!)
K…I have an IPhone…Please browse and find out ur results…
Leo gets the iPhone and browses
L…Its very slow….
K…Avasarapatta..porumai..relax…
L.. 
…
They reach Kavya’s house..
Leo logs into Kavya’s laptop…. Kavya thinks ( ippo ..en laptopla log in…Next en manasukullayaa…????))))…
.appo Kavya looks into the laptop and sees a very low score and gets tensed up…

Coffee Bean 11 : Theme Song!!!

Coffe Bean Theme Song…
Leo Sings....
Kannukkulle Kanavugal Vaithaiiii…
Kanavukkulle…Kaapiyai Vaithaiii…
Kaapikulle Kaadhalai Vaitthaiiii…
Kaaapi ENdrum Neeye Neeye kavyaaave!!!