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Leo proudly joins Silverman Socks as an Intern. He is so happy about his first day at office. A HR representative with a long hair and ravishing beauty like a L OREAL Professional model walks him through the office hallway and gets his badging done.
Like with any other BOY…Leo tries to enjoy every moment with the HR. HR then explains him about Xs , Ys and Zs about the company and gives him a book of papers and a sheet where he has to sign telling he has read all those sheets and he is DOUBLE ok with all that. With no other go…Leo without questioning the beautiful HR, signs the NDA + etc documents and gets his things done.
He then meets his manager Deepak Ramachandran, a stern , yet humble looking….Clear words(orders) yet badusha type(I mean sugar coated) …..
Deepak takes him into a dark Conference Room..and takes a seat..without bothering about Leo..
Deepak:”So what do u want me to do about u??? Give you projects to work on?? (in a sarcastic tone)”
Leo takes a seat opp to his manager..
Leo: Yes ofcourse.. you should have decided by now..
Deepak: hahaha..i like your confidence…What do you like about this office???
Leo(Innum ethuvume paakala..oru beautiful HR…oru manager..thts it…wht do I say.. HR nu sonna..)
Leo: The coffee…!!! Its good..
Deepak(Oh Man..Nee Avana???) Alright..Lets go to the pantry…you can take a coffee and then lets talk..
Leo(Cha..HRnu sollirkanumo..) (thinks like any other BOY)
After a coffee…Deepak walks into the CR room with his tablet..He projects something.Leo is clueless…
Deepak shows him 17 A2 sheets size Design Document by scrolling up and down ..right and left…etc etc..
Leo kept rolling his eyes and tries to concentrate for sometime around 5 min and then understood that he will not be able to understand..
After 1.5 hours of monologue..Deepak asks Leo..”So you got my point???”
Leo:(pointaaaa…naasamaa pochu…hmmm..ithukku andha..Advanced decision Tree prof thevala)…
Yes Deepak.. I got it.. I need to create a DBMS, a programming language, an operating system, along with chota things like drivers, IDEs, assemblers, macro processors and other innovative sw I can come up with which will add value to my career..
Deepak: hahaha ….Brilliant! u r !...
The company has arranged for a corporate party that night .Venue : a beautiful n* hotel.. (name will not be mentioned)…
Leo is all excited about the party.. He has few seniors of IITM in his team who will also join him at the party..Now you understand where I am getting into..
Night time..all set for the party..booze..DJ night..lights on…smoke all around..and ofcourse..beautiful HR...(what Leo was looking for..like any other BOY)…
Coincidentally .. Kavya and gang – present there to celebrate their farewell party with juniors… Kavya doesn’t go for any Kaya clinic as she is naturally beautiful…
Without explaining much of unwanted stuff..i will come to the point…
Leo doesn’t drink.. But he is being compelled by his seniors and friends..Still Leo ..very strong.. After a while.. he drinks a coke which is mixed with Tequilla shots 1. Leo slowly goes weird..and drinks more..
Now things turn funny… On the other hand …Kavya also tries a little bit of wine(red or white) ..and whtever (I dunno u see) and goes weird..
Leo goes to Kavya..
Leo:“Ei..Kaaapiya..Nee IIM la padicha.. periya..ivala..enga Deepak maari varumaa..???”
Kavya:”Dei..Leo..HR kooda pesikitte irundha..nee periya kadalai paruppa???”
L:”theva illama pesaadha..unna paathappave mudivu panniten…naaa oru wastenu…”
K:”Very good…unna paatha..naa bayapaduvennu nenacha athaaan unmai....”
L:”Nee azhagaa irukkanu nenaikalai..aaana nenachiten..unmaila..”
K:”Unmai..”
L:”I think…I think…all the world should bow to ur beauty…” “Indha HR laam enna..unna maari varumaa?”
K:”U know what..u are talking nonsense ..you are not a sensible fellow..yet I like you soooo much… dunno why???”
L:”U know what..u are talking sense…I like me veryyyy much… sorry I like you veryyyyy muchhhh..But I know whyyyyy?”
K:”You are my kanavu Kaaaviyam…..
En kanavu Kaaviyamae…
En Kaapiyin Suvaiyae..
Idhayam paruppu kondu seidha Idliye..
K:”Dei nirutthu….Omopodi maari irundhutttu..murukku maari pesaadha….”
Like this, conversation goes on and on for hours together..(2hours)..
Then the moment comes…Leo falls flat at Kavya’s feet..
L: “I fell flat for you”
After difficult attempts..Kavya tries to lift Leo and make him stand steady…then Kavya falls at Leo;s feet..
K: “I fell flat for you..before you..hahaha”
Screen closes……
Wish you all a very Happy new Year!!! : )
Next Day..Leo calls..Kavya on his android..mobile..”Kavya..Good Morning…”
K:”Good Morning Leo..Enna matter morning phone panre..”
L:”Netthi kanavula..un kitta pesinaa mari irundhichu..ethaachum naa sonennaa”
K:”Yeah..enaku kooda kanavula..etho..nee edhuvum sollala..naa ethaachum sonnenaaa”
L:”Nono..nothing at all”..
K:”ok good..fine then..vera enna matter..idhuku thaan call panniya..”
L:”yeah.thank god..seri ok..bye..carry on”
Screen closes……
