Coffee Bean 11 : Theme Song!!!

Coffe Bean Theme Song…
Leo Sings....
Kannukkulle Kanavugal Vaithaiiii…
Kanavukkulle…Kaapiyai Vaithaiii…
Kaapikulle Kaadhalai Vaitthaiiii…
Kaaapi ENdrum Neeye Neeye kavyaaave!!!

Coffee Bean 10 : Reality!

This is what Leo imagines.(Note that the book Leo bought was 2008 edition)
Aaana enna nadukkuthu in reality
Kavya : Sorry I don’t want to accept gift from you!
Leo : En??? Why ?
Kavya : Something stops me!....
Leo : Okaaaaaay!!!!
Leo’s face turns sad….

Leo thinks
Book thaan ganam nu nenaichen…
Un vaarthaiyal, en manadhai ganamaaki vittai!

Leo : Vendaamna poyen…Ok!..Let me give it back to the author saying you don’t know anything in this book!

Kavya : Hey Enna book athu ?
Leo : Vaangikko then find out what it is..till then I will assume you dunno ABC of this book.

Kavya : Let me assume you dunno ABC of me!

Leo : My god! Seri ok..sollitha ABC
Kavya : Coffee aari pogudhu.Lets drink it and go out!...
Leo : thinks (unna poi kootikittu vandhen paaaru!..its ok…)

Leo and Kavya drink coffee and step out of the café. It started raining!...

Kavya : Sky is telling the cloud “Kaiyil midhakum bookaaa nee???”
Leo : Cloud is telling the sky “Kaikaal mulaithha Cormen neee???”
Kavya : Sky is telling the cloud “Kaalaaaikka ithu neramillaiyeee!!!”
Leo : Cloud is telling the sky “Kangalal mazhaiyaai Karaigiren!!!”
(Ithelaaam enna…Ivanga blabber panraangala??? Illai …Indha mokkailum oru artham irukku  )

Kavya starts her Honda activa to leave and Leo starts his bike…They go 5 feet ahead in exactly opp direction 180 degrees…and stop….They turn back..
Leo : “Hey Kaavya ..Bye!!!” ( with a broad smile )
Kavya : “Bye !!!” ( with a thin smil )

The Honda active box contains a book “Introduction to Algorithms, Thomas H Cormen 2003 edition”

Coffee Bean 9 : Cafe Algorithms

Leo comes out of the long dream with a sigh and astonishment.He sees the beautiful Kavya in front of him.
Kavya : Hey Leo….enna oreh dreamsssaaaa??? Yaaaru vandhaanga?
Leo : Naa illa Neee illa..Avan illa Aval…athavadhu ethu naaa..ithu…That is…u see it was…something…
Kavya : okok I understood  (she thinks ..cha..seriyaaana loosaaa irupaan polarku)
Leo : (thinks “Enna!!! Olarinaa… sirikara..Seriyaana loosaaa irupaa polarku)

Leo : Café Coffee day inga pakkathula irukku!
Kavya: Anga Leo coffee add aaga pogudha???
Leo: Illa…Leo Kavya!!!!
Kavya : Ennadhu !!! ( feeling happy inside…and giving an angry look) ….
Leo : Just kidding …Am very a decent bad boy…
Kavya : So…what do you want me to do about it ???
Leo : Onnum illa..overaa scene ottaama en kooda café coffee daykku vandha..unakku oru osi coffee vaaangi tharlaamenu kettaen…
Kavya : Over!!!!...Seri ok…
Leo : Seri vaaa!

Leo and Kavya enters the Café Coffe Day…..
The coffee smell…hmmmm…the café is filled with exotic aroma of the royal mountain ground coffee beans…

They chose a corner table. Leo and Kavya sit diametrically opposite to each other.

Leo eagerly looks into Kavya’s eyes…(the most scintillating twin stars that could shine through stone hearts of Leo)

Leo : So..wanna order something ?
Kavya : No…
Leo : Illa..its ok order something..
Kavya : Theriyudhu illa… Order whtever you like…but make sure it’s the aggregated max function that you would apply on the ….
Leo : Please……………. PLzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……………………………………..
Leo orders…

Leo : Unakaaga oru gift vaaangi vandhu…
Kavya : Marandhu vechitiyaaa..
Leo : Athu epdi…marakaaama..i have got it for you… 
Kavya : 
Leo : I am sure you will not forget this in ur life ….( gift vecchu enna adikaama irundhaa right ,,,,,adichaa…naa gaaali)
Kavya : Hmmm…
Leo gives the big gift to Kavya.
Kavya uncovers it and gets surprised…
Kavya : My God!!! “Introduction to Algorithms , Thomas H Cormen “
Thank you very much…. I love this book…
Leo : Book mattum thaaanaaa…
Kavya : Ittha nee fulla karachu kudichaaa unnaiyum thaaan..
Leo : (shocked (Veccha da aaaapu!!!) )

Coffee Bean 8 : Where is the Coffee?

Hi I am back again !!! Sorry for the long gap..due to various reasons …

Lets see what happened to the story ... This episode will run at 72 km/hr .
Since Antarctica is very cold, Willians developed severe cold and fever. Ms Bean did not catch cold (because !!!  she is hot !!!)
Naarasapperuveeran after his PhD find the solution for IOV anamoly (Ithu Oru Vishayamaa!!!) by the algo EIPP ( Ethuva Irundhaalum Plan Pannanum) .He then does thapa..(Thavam) for a very long time . God appears before him and grants him a friend . Who is the friend ???
His name is High Flier .This guy is going to help Naarasan retrieve Ms Bean from Antarctica as the situation is becoming inconsistent. High Flier appeared in front of Naarasan and discussed the plan. High Flier has a power, he can fly long distances with heavy load. But has a limitation, he cant fly more than 72 km/hr. In the mean time due to pirivinai Naarasan sings a song



Telepathically Ms Bean gets irritated and sings a song



Willians health condition becomes bad, so Ms Bean telepathically informs Naarasan about the same.
High Flier starts from there along with Naarasan. Naarasan packs up all the required things and gets into a coffee pot.High Flier takes the coffee pot and starts flying. He manages to be with in 72 km/hr.
He reaches Antarctica successfully and finds Ms Bean with her trans and glow.
And hands over the coffee pot to her telling this is what Naarasan had given as a symbol of your love. Ms Bean is very happy and puts her hand inside the pot, she gets crocin tablets and antibiotics with Vicks. She gives them to Willians. Willians not able to express his gratitude towards his enemy , starts crying ….



Indha Mokkai Thaanga mudiyaama Naarsan jumps out of the coffee pot and hugs Bean and both gets into the coffee pot and High Flier starts flying back.

Coffee Bean 7 - Masaal VADA

There exists an unrealistic telepathic network protocol system between Ms Bean and Naaraasaperuveeran.Ms Bean and Willians landed in Antarctica. Ms Bean conveys this to Naaarasaperuveeran. (what a comedy…ittha minnadiye..she would have informed Naarasan right? before the Route table change. Our Ms Bean is slightly mokkai..it didn’t strike her paaavam!!!. ) She got caught now… Naarasan is a super doooper swimmer. When he starts for Antarctica he gets a phone call from Leonardo who shouts at the peak of his voice. Kaapiyaperunthalaivi also gets tensed up as Naarasan puts speaker phone.



(Leonardovaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! Ivanukku epdi pa ivlo thamizh theriyum..Kaapiyaperunthalaivi semmaiya solli kuduthirkaanga)

Naarasaperuveeran replies




(Ms Bean is the teacher here)

Naarasan and Leo fought for some time and Naarasan decided to swim in search of Bean. He took his magnetic compass and rest of the things required for his voyage and started… Magnetic compass is water proof  hehehehe

Willians has a unique power of split existence, he can exist visible or invisible. This guy keeps playing with Bean. Bean is a dhil gal ,she looks at Willians and says




Willians aaaadi poittaaan.He wasn’t able to come up from the insult Adithirchi…..
Naarasan will do deep research on his way to fight against Willians. He forms the flowchart , writes pseudo code . On the way he goes to Australia and does PhD on how to improve his pseudo code so that it executes in all possible situations like doing some fine tuning on alpha beta pruning . when he finds a new problem of IOV anomaly and comes up with a solution of EIPP method .What are these??? Lets see…..

Coffee Bean - 6 : The Era of Strategy

Leonardo in the western kingdom plans for the war.Kaapiyaprundhalaivi is also ready for the war...War starts between the two kingdoms..War starts between the two kingdoms…
It goes on for several thousand years..(Etho idikkudhee!!!! Athu epdi avlo thousand years ku Leonardo and Kaapiya will live????) (They got chiranjeevi pattam…Chiranjeevi pattam is a status of immortality granted by god..usuall paramasivan when strong thavam is purinjified..) One fine day..the war ends..What day??? Super day…Febuary 14th ..(aaahaaaa!!!! Mudichuttaaangaiyaa muduchitaangaya!!!) Leonardo and Kaaapiyaperunthalaivi fell in love with each other impressed by one other’s talents..They informed their families and arrangements for marriage started. In the mean time there was a side track …What??? Leonardo’s sister… Ms Bean fell in love with Naaraasaperuveeran …(Yaaaruppa ithu suddennnaa????) Ithu thaan namba Kaapiyaperundhalaiviyin padai thalaivan senaadhibadhi mattrum udan pirappaana thamaiyan. () … Pochu da…Finally ippo two marriages are getting ready…In the mean time ,the four people went into a conf room and started laying out a strategy .This is for constructing a pathway to connect the two kingdoms..



They started constructing a bridge..a pathway to connect the two kingdoms..The pathway was very secret . It was used only by the four people or messengers..At that time there was a commander in chief of the western kingdom…Williams…sorry Willians..
This guy had a crush on Ms Bean..(Pocchuda!!!) .. He knowing the matter that Bean got committed with Naarasaperuveeran, became angry… Leonardo still believes the Commander in chief. He is in good terms now.. Once Leonardo informs Naarasaperuveeran that he will send his commander in chief as a messenger. Now Naaarasaperuveeran thinks and comes up with an idea to deal with the villan. Leonardo now sends his sister along with Willians to surprise Naarasapperuveeran. Naarasan is ignorant of this. He plans to play with Willians. He changes the route table of a router in the middle of the pathway using an update statement. Now there is a secret pathway leading to Antartica. Willians along with Ms Bean comes in IPv6.Since this is not supported in Antartica channel, they are tunneled in IPv4 and sent.They land in Antartica…My God..!!!

Coffee Kottai 5 : Unintentional Hypnotism

Leo feels very lazy and starts dreaming again.Now fortunately the time frame is rolled back to several hundred thousand years back where empires, rulers, wars , dynasties existed. There were just two kingdoms on earth, one was ruled by a king named Leonardo (Remember this is his junk dream !) This kingdom formed the western part of the world. This is the time just after continental drifting started and the hypothetical plate tectonics came into picture. His empire was awesome and his people and prosperity flourished in his kingdom. Yet but still Leonardo always wanted to conquer the eastern kingdom. The kingdom existed in the east also flourished like the western kingdom. Leonardo started formulating the strategy.(Ennalaaam varudhu paarunga kanavula…Dei Leo..Aaanaalum ithu konjam over da!!!...) Leonardo consulted with senior experts using Delphi technique and started gathering their opinion. He used advanced techniques of planning and drew a requirement document and workflow chart. Leonardo is all set to execute his actions. (Seri!..Wht happened to eastern kingdom?...Avanga Yaaru.. without field research what planning this guy is doing???) Eastern kingdom was ruled by a queen..She is the most beautiful Lady ever in the world then..(Apdinu Sonnangala???? :) Enna koothu da Leo ithu !!! ..Sorry for this unintentional hypnotism) Her name is Kaapiyaperunthalaivi.( Pochuda!!!...)