Coffee Bean 7 - Masaal VADA

There exists an unrealistic telepathic network protocol system between Ms Bean and Naaraasaperuveeran.Ms Bean and Willians landed in Antarctica. Ms Bean conveys this to Naaarasaperuveeran. (what a comedy…ittha minnadiye..she would have informed Naarasan right? before the Route table change. Our Ms Bean is slightly mokkai..it didn’t strike her paaavam!!!. ) She got caught now… Naarasan is a super doooper swimmer. When he starts for Antarctica he gets a phone call from Leonardo who shouts at the peak of his voice. Kaapiyaperunthalaivi also gets tensed up as Naarasan puts speaker phone.



(Leonardovaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! Ivanukku epdi pa ivlo thamizh theriyum..Kaapiyaperunthalaivi semmaiya solli kuduthirkaanga)

Naarasaperuveeran replies




(Ms Bean is the teacher here)

Naarasan and Leo fought for some time and Naarasan decided to swim in search of Bean. He took his magnetic compass and rest of the things required for his voyage and started… Magnetic compass is water proof  hehehehe

Willians has a unique power of split existence, he can exist visible or invisible. This guy keeps playing with Bean. Bean is a dhil gal ,she looks at Willians and says




Willians aaaadi poittaaan.He wasn’t able to come up from the insult Adithirchi…..
Naarasan will do deep research on his way to fight against Willians. He forms the flowchart , writes pseudo code . On the way he goes to Australia and does PhD on how to improve his pseudo code so that it executes in all possible situations like doing some fine tuning on alpha beta pruning . when he finds a new problem of IOV anomaly and comes up with a solution of EIPP method .What are these??? Lets see…..

Coffee Bean - 6 : The Era of Strategy

Leonardo in the western kingdom plans for the war.Kaapiyaprundhalaivi is also ready for the war...War starts between the two kingdoms..War starts between the two kingdoms…
It goes on for several thousand years..(Etho idikkudhee!!!! Athu epdi avlo thousand years ku Leonardo and Kaapiya will live????) (They got chiranjeevi pattam…Chiranjeevi pattam is a status of immortality granted by god..usuall paramasivan when strong thavam is purinjified..) One fine day..the war ends..What day??? Super day…Febuary 14th ..(aaahaaaa!!!! Mudichuttaaangaiyaa muduchitaangaya!!!) Leonardo and Kaaapiyaperunthalaivi fell in love with each other impressed by one other’s talents..They informed their families and arrangements for marriage started. In the mean time there was a side track …What??? Leonardo’s sister… Ms Bean fell in love with Naaraasaperuveeran …(Yaaaruppa ithu suddennnaa????) Ithu thaan namba Kaapiyaperundhalaiviyin padai thalaivan senaadhibadhi mattrum udan pirappaana thamaiyan. () … Pochu da…Finally ippo two marriages are getting ready…In the mean time ,the four people went into a conf room and started laying out a strategy .This is for constructing a pathway to connect the two kingdoms..



They started constructing a bridge..a pathway to connect the two kingdoms..The pathway was very secret . It was used only by the four people or messengers..At that time there was a commander in chief of the western kingdom…Williams…sorry Willians..
This guy had a crush on Ms Bean..(Pocchuda!!!) .. He knowing the matter that Bean got committed with Naarasaperuveeran, became angry… Leonardo still believes the Commander in chief. He is in good terms now.. Once Leonardo informs Naarasaperuveeran that he will send his commander in chief as a messenger. Now Naaarasaperuveeran thinks and comes up with an idea to deal with the villan. Leonardo now sends his sister along with Willians to surprise Naarasapperuveeran. Naarasan is ignorant of this. He plans to play with Willians. He changes the route table of a router in the middle of the pathway using an update statement. Now there is a secret pathway leading to Antartica. Willians along with Ms Bean comes in IPv6.Since this is not supported in Antartica channel, they are tunneled in IPv4 and sent.They land in Antartica…My God..!!!

Coffee Kottai 5 : Unintentional Hypnotism

Leo feels very lazy and starts dreaming again.Now fortunately the time frame is rolled back to several hundred thousand years back where empires, rulers, wars , dynasties existed. There were just two kingdoms on earth, one was ruled by a king named Leonardo (Remember this is his junk dream !) This kingdom formed the western part of the world. This is the time just after continental drifting started and the hypothetical plate tectonics came into picture. His empire was awesome and his people and prosperity flourished in his kingdom. Yet but still Leonardo always wanted to conquer the eastern kingdom. The kingdom existed in the east also flourished like the western kingdom. Leonardo started formulating the strategy.(Ennalaaam varudhu paarunga kanavula…Dei Leo..Aaanaalum ithu konjam over da!!!...) Leonardo consulted with senior experts using Delphi technique and started gathering their opinion. He used advanced techniques of planning and drew a requirement document and workflow chart. Leonardo is all set to execute his actions. (Seri!..Wht happened to eastern kingdom?...Avanga Yaaru.. without field research what planning this guy is doing???) Eastern kingdom was ruled by a queen..She is the most beautiful Lady ever in the world then..(Apdinu Sonnangala???? :) Enna koothu da Leo ithu !!! ..Sorry for this unintentional hypnotism) Her name is Kaapiyaperunthalaivi.( Pochuda!!!...)

Coffee Bean 4: Ivanga thaan

Coffee Bean 3 : Dreams Vs Reality

The so called friends (Kavya and Leo) after having their breakfast , came out of the dining hall. Leo saw a gang of friends waiting for Kavya. Kavya started chatting with those girls. Leo just had a look of the gang and confirmed that Kavya is the best though that s not the case. " Idha ennanu solradhu Thats fine ". Leo then went to meet his friends who were sitting silently in the last row of the set of chairs. Leo in the absense of conversation started dreaming. Kavya gave a call to Leo. (mobilela) ... Leo couldnt realize if its true or dreams. So Leo picked up the call in dreams and left the real one. Leo started talking. " Hi Kavya !.what a surprise ! epdi en number illama call panna?? ? its okay u r intelligent I know.. I remember my first year project in college ..Its is paruppu project..u know...It can find the number of the person u think in ur mind and dial to them from ur mobile phone...Its was written in symbian..chance seilla... semma project..we got full marks..." Leo thinks (Ooops oreh collegeaaaaa??? ....Oru vela namba collegeaaa irukkumoooo???? .. project demo appo etho ponnukku mobile call panni...andha ponnuta thittu vaanginadhu therinjurkumoooo????...) ... Leo talks..." I think now Nokia has embedded this software in its new release "..Kavya on the other end .." Excuse me...I got a missed call from this number...who are u by the way ..en ipdi olarae..loosumaaari....andd....I am using Sony Ericsson..." Leo now says " Hey Kavya..this is Leo..." he hears a cut tone.." toinnn tooooinnnn toiiiiiiiiin".. ( Cha!..Paavam Leo..) . Now..he feels a big bang in his shoulders.." Dei..elundhudu daa.. enga vandhaalum ivanukku thookam..." Leo gets up with a surprise and shock...he couldnt relate the bulb he got with real life incident....His friend...Ram asks him " Ennada..wht happened you ??? etho dreamsla oru girl kitta thittu vaangina maari oru face """ Leo is astonished..he thinks "how come this guy started using my final year project of telepathy??????? """ ( Ivan Looosu illaa Aana Loosu Maari!!!)

Kaapi Bean 2:

It was raining cats and dogs. Leo is eagerly waiting for Kavya to accept the umbrella offer.Kavya is getthu gal.She is very very decent. One voice was telling her "Poda Dei! ivan periya ivan Vandhutaan umbrella voda...pesaama atha kuduthuttu ivan chumma polaamla" "Manasu Varaaadhu aana Varum" . Leo telepathically understands the thought process of the gal through the high fidelity cognitive modeling using his ultra sensory perception.He then offers the umbrella to her saying " Please take this ! Neengale vaango umbrellala like a mango " Kavya is stunned...Kavya reads telepathically Leo's thoughts and says "Better we shall walk together without the umbrella". Leo is astonished...."Thaangamudiyalada saaaami!!!! enna oru mokkaaai!!! its ok its okay" . Kavya snatches the umbrella and tries to fold it. but in vain "athu oru dabba umbrella" says Leo.Kavya asks.."Oh like u ???? Thats fine then""" Leo uses his exceptional talents to fold the umbrella. Fine now they are all set to go. Without a single word spoken between them , with great silence , they both walked towards the marriage hall. Why are they silent. " Etho onnu thadukkudhu".....i.e
"Unnai paarkaiyil Kavithai Kottudhu!!!
Aaanaal athai pesa ninaikaiyil Vaarthai muttudhu !!!
So vera valiye illai..Now ivanga mokkai thaanga mudiyaama teh clouds stopped crying and sun came back smiling with its wonderful rainbow.by the time they reached the marriage hall , both were completely dry as they were baked in the sun's oven.Instead of microwaves, some special kind of waves were flowing.. What waves is that... Athu invisible pa..so lets look at this in detail in forthcoming chapters. First bandhi started,Kavya and Leo rushed to have
" Pongal , kesari and Vadai!!! "
"Ithai saapdara avanga marandhutaanga kodai!!!!"

Kaapi Bean 1 :

It was the day after Valentine's Day Feb 15 th 2009. Great Muhurttha day! A marriage is planned to happen. All the relatives started gathering on the day of marriage in the marriage hall . The bride and the groom were getting ready for the wedding. The ladies of the bride's relatives were trying to beautify the beautiful bride. Bride's one escape chitthi ( i mean onnu vitta chiithi ) with their family has arrived at the bride's house. She has a beautiful , dazzling , bubbly , intelligent , smart, tall, chumma scenaaa one daughter. Her name is Kaapiyaa sorry ! Kaaviyaa.
Kaaviya has dressed in pink color Anarkali Salwaaar with so much of Jardosi work and embriodery. Chance se illai! ..Athuve oru Rs 10000 irukkum.
It was quite sunny when the relatives started to the marriage hall from their house.
Everybody went to the hall except the gal Kaaviya.Kaaviya decided to step out of the house with her costly leather purse . But u know it contained only Rs 10. When she stepped out of the house , it started raining heavily.Oooops.. she didnt have an umbrella.... At that exact moment, there came a guy decently dressed also going for the same marriage. He is the bride groom's relative!. He is slowly walking with an umbrella !!! aaanalum engeyo etho oru logical mistake..ok lets see that later.
He then looks at the pink color salwar gal..athaan namba kaaviya!!!. Kaaviya also looks at him. "Annan nokinaaan avalum nokkinaal " "Kannum kannum nokkiaa " The guy recognizes the gal as someone whom he has seen on the day of engagement. The gal couldnt recognize the guy. Anyway..the guy starts .." Hi Kaapiya!!! I am Leo Narasu " The gal replying.." I am not kaapiya i am kaaviya.." The guy smiling lightly " Varlaamae enkoooda umbrellala"
The gal gives a stern look. Some voice tells the guy secretly " Dei ! Ava varuvaa aana Varamaatta " !!!